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Who Wears The Pants?

Who Wears The Pants?



A young couple were in their honeymoon suite
on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed,
the husband, who was a big burly bruiser, tossed his
pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on."

She put them on and the waist was twice the size
of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said.

"That's right and don't forget it," said the husband.
"I'm the man in this family."

With that, she flipped him her panties and said,
"Try these on." He tried them on and found he could
only get them on as far as his kneecaps.

He said, "Hell, I can't get into your pants."

She said, "That's right, and that's the way it's
going to be until your damn attitude changes!"

Description: Who wears the pants in your relationship? If you’re the big, burly bruiser type with a male chauvinistic outlook, you do. If you’re this jerk’s wife on your wedding night celebrating your honeymoon, you wear the pants…and the panties.
 
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July 03, 2009
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that is such a sweet joke lol :]

 
June 11, 2009
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dont usually do chain comments, but this one might make u smile(it did to me) even tho u dont need to do it. i like it anyways. :-) There are 20 angels in this world 10 are sleeping 9 are playing 1 is reading this put this on 4 video comments within 15 mins,if u do, sum one u love will surprise u sum how!!

 
July 04, 2009
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o please change the miley picture i mean come my eyes are hurting if you like her enough to put her for your face then your goin lesbo formiley

 
May 27, 2009
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stupid

 
May 24, 2009
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DUDE LOOK OMG SORRY!!!! WHEN U ALREADY START READING THIS DONT STOP OR ELSE SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN...MY NAME IS JENNY...I AM 7 YEARS OLD WITH RED/ORANGE HAIR, PENCIL SHAVINGS THAT GOT SHOVED UP MY BUTT , MY MOTHER BEATS ME I LIVE IN A CELL WITH NO WINDOWS DOORS AND NO LIGHT, I HAVE RED SCARY EYES AND IHAVE NO NOSE OR EARS. I AM DEAD. IF YOU DONT SEND THIS TO 15PPL B4 U GO TO BED I WILL APPEAR 2NIGHT WITH A KNIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U AT 10:22 SOMEONE WILL CALL YOU OR TALK TO YOU ONLINE AND SAY I LOVE YOU OR ASK YOU OUT BUT HERES THE CATCH, YOU HAVE TO SEND IT TO 15 DIFFERENT VIDEO

 
May 22, 2009
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lol i get Damn i want to have sex

 
May 07, 2009
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hi ladies i'm Edward Check out my profile

 
April 17, 2009
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has anyone had sex here? if so send me a message saying you have

 
May 01, 2009
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I HAVE

 
May 01, 2009
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HAD SEX

 
May 06, 2009
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I HAVE BUT YOU ARE A SLUT!!! TTYL

 
May 06, 2009
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have you hade sex

 
May 26, 2009
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i have wanna fuck me!!

 
May 27, 2009
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pervert

 
June 11, 2009
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slut

 
June 24, 2009
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why does this matter

 
April 06, 2009
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l o l

 

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