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Who Wears The Pants?

Who Wears The Pants?



A young couple were in their honeymoon suite
on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed,
the husband, who was a big burly bruiser, tossed his
pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on."

She put them on and the waist was twice the size
of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said.

"That's right and don't forget it," said the husband.
"I'm the man in this family."

With that, she flipped him her panties and said,
"Try these on." He tried them on and found he could
only get them on as far as his kneecaps.

He said, "Hell, I can't get into your pants."

She said, "That's right, and that's the way it's
going to be until your damn attitude changes!"

Description: Who wears the pants in your relationship? If you’re the big, burly bruiser type with a male chauvinistic outlook, you do. If you’re this jerk’s wife on your wedding night celebrating your honeymoon, you wear the pants…and the panties.
 
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November 06, 2009
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lilma759
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i want this on my profile to

 
November 03, 2009
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ilovesam
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haha thats kinda funny

 
October 24, 2009
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BLACKEYEDPEAS
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XD lol

 
October 06, 2009
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kirkbunnie
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DUDE LOOK OMG SORRY!!!! WHEN U ALREADY START READING THIS DONT STOP OR ELSE SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN...MY NAME IS JENNY...I AM 7 YEARS OLD WITH RED/ORANGE HAIR, PENCIL SHAVINGS THAT GOT SHOVED UP MY BUTT , MY MOTHER BEATS ME I LIVE IN A CELL WITH NO WINDOWS DOORS AND NO LIGHT, I HAVE RED SCARY EYES AND IHAVE NO NOSE OR EARS. I AM DEAD. IF YOU DONT SEND THIS TO 15PPL B4 U GO TO BED I WILL APPEAR 2NIGHT WITH A KNIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U AT 10:22 SOMEONE WILL CALL YOU OR TALK TO YOU ONLINE AND SAY I LOVE YOU OR ASK YOU OUT BUT HERES THE CATCH, YOU HAVE TO SEND IT TO 15 DIFFERENT VIDEO

 
October 02, 2009
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nopenadanope
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Hey Cheerrae. I'm really sorry you got pencil shavings in your butt and you're dead, but DellaH59 had the best spam comment of all time!!!

 
September 13, 2009
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thatkid100
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lol, XD

 
September 03, 2009
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MrsMe09
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1.copy and paste 2.send this to 2 other videos. 3.hold your breath for 10 seconds 4.press refresh twice 3.LOOK AT YOUR HANDS

 
August 15, 2009
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ruerue244
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dude/dudet i'm sorry if your reading this then you're not allowed to stop til the end. my name is magelloe, i am dead. if you don't copy and paste this to 10 more videos and press Crtl+Alt+Delete+F8 or i will show up at night with an axe and chop your head off.

 
August 15, 2009
ruerue244
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ignore the or

 

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