What the only thing worse than being married to Lorina Bobbitt?
Being divorced from OJ Simpson.
Who's the dumbest person in America?
OJ's next girlfriend!
The Florida Orange Growers Association has offered to pay all of OJ's legal bills on one
He has to change his name to snapple.
Why can't OJ and Heidi Fliess play golf together?
She's a hooker and he's a slicer.
Why did OJ's kids want to live with their dad?
They knew they could get away with murder.
What did Johnny Cochran say when accused of beating his wife?
At least I didn't kill her like some people I know.
Did you hear about OJ's new margerine endorsement?
I can't believe I'm Not Guilty.
What was OJ's favorite play in the Bills' playbook?
Cut left, then slash right!
Why does everyone want OJ over for Thanksgiving dinner?
He sure knows how to slice the hell out of the white meat!
What's the difference between OJ and Colonel Sanders?
Colonel Sanders cuts up his chicks before he batters them.
What do the Pittsburgh Steelers and O.J. Simpson have in common?
They both beat up on the Browns.
What is the slogan of OJ's new limo service?
We'll get you to the airport with time to kill.
Did you hear that Marv Levy has signed O.J. Simpson to a starting position on the Buffalo Bills
without a tryout?
He knows O.J. could make the final cut.
Why won't prison be that different for OJ?
He will still have big guys opening holes for him.
Description: A collection of some real bad, and real funny OJ Simpson jokes.
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