What the only thing worse than being married to Lorina Bobbitt?
Being divorced from OJ Simpson.
Who's the dumbest person in America?
OJ's next girlfriend!
The Florida Orange Growers Association has offered to pay all of OJ's legal bills on one
condition.
He has to change his name to snapple.
Why can't OJ and Heidi Fliess play golf together?
She's a hooker and he's a slicer.
Why did OJ's kids want to live with their dad?
They knew they could get away with murder.
What did Johnny Cochran say when accused of beating his wife?
At least I didn't kill her like some people I know.
Did you hear about OJ's new margerine endorsement?
I can't believe I'm Not Guilty.
What was OJ's favorite play in the Bills' playbook?
Cut left, then slash right!
Why does everyone want OJ over for Thanksgiving dinner?
He sure knows how to slice the hell out of the white meat!
What's the difference between OJ and Colonel Sanders?
Colonel Sanders cuts up his chicks before he batters them.
What do the Pittsburgh Steelers and O.J. Simpson have in common?
They both beat up on the Browns.
What is the slogan of OJ's new limo service?
We'll get you to the airport with time to kill.
Did you hear that Marv Levy has signed O.J. Simpson to a starting position on the Buffalo Bills
without a tryout?
He knows O.J. could make the final cut.
Why won't prison be that different for OJ?
He will still have big guys opening holes for him.
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THIS ACCUALLY WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1.)say the name of the boy/girl u like 2 times 2.)now say the name of your bestfriend 5 times to urself 3.)now post this onto 5 videos and then press f8 and then ur crushes name will appear onthe screen!!!!!!!!!
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tsneaky is an illiterate imbecile. Anyone who can't even spell shit correctly shouldn't be allowed to vote. O.J.is guilty as hell and anyone with a brain knows that. That leaves tsneaky out.
THIS ACUALLY WORKS!!!! 1.SAY YOUR CRUSHES NAME 2 TIMES.2.SAY YOUR FRIENDS NAME 5 TIMES.3.POST THIS ON 5 VIDEOS PRESS F8 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR
I dont like this there are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much killing and slicing jokes on here what if his kids saw this? How would Flowgo feel about killing and slicing jokes if one of their daughters or sisters or a female they knew got murdered ?
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES? WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS