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If I Ate Roses!
Description: "If I Ate Roses" is a song that asks, "Does the butt of a flower eater smell a whole lot sweeter?" Our hero, sick with Montezuma's Revenge, is tired of his smelly Mexican cantina farts and burps, and decides to make everyone happy by eating flowers. He sings, "When you eat roses, your farts smell like perfume. When you eat lilacs, they smell like shampoo." He even gets the added bonus of potpourri poo coming from his ass.
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this is sick
DUDE LOOK OMG SORRY!!!! WHEN U ALREADY START READING THIS DONT STOP OR ELSE SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN...MY NAME IS JENNY...I AM 7 YEARS OLD WITH RED/ORANGE HAIR, PENCIL SHAVINGS THAT GOT SHOVED UP MY BUTT , MY MOTHER BEATS ME I LIVE IN A CELL WITH NO WINDOWS DOORS AND NO LIGHT, I HAVE RED SCARY EYES AND IHAVE NO NOSE OR EARS. I AM DEAD. IF YOU DONT SEND THIS TO 15PPL B4 U GO TO BED I WILL APPEAR 2NIGHT WITH A KNIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U AT 10:22 SOMEONE WILL CALL YOU OR TALK TO YOU ONLINE AND SAY I LOVE YOU OR ASK YOU OUT BUT HERES THE CATCH, YOU HAVE TO SEND IT TO 15 DIFFERENT VIDEO
holy crap! who would smell his butt? how GAY is that?
dont flowers have bugs on them!
this is good. "'Come take a whiff' as I bend over" Just isn't right
Ha that so funny
I am not going to try it! Funny!
my husband likes this one