Crowe Ain't Flyin' Now

What sexy Australia actor stars in the new film "Cinderella Man"?

(that's Russell Crowe)

What big name hollywood man star as a determined,
hard working boxer in a fantastic
(based on a) true story of a real life boxer?

(again, Russell Crowe in Cincerella Man... and, that would be the story of James Braddock)

In the real world, who is traveling far and wide to promote his new movie;
smiling that gentleman's smile and chuckling that smooth Austrailian chuckle as he talks about his role as a determined boxer?

(Yep, Russell Crowe in the virtual flesh)

Who (allegedly) took his role a little too far.
Who (allegedly) threw a phone at a Mercer hotel employee,
striking the man in the face?
Who (really and truly) was
arrested
AND charged
by (real life) Manhattan police
with second degree assault for this (alleged) phone throwing?

(yes, that would be Russell Crowe... again)

As the Crowe flies,
this Aussie may be midst of a
kanga-bloody-roo mess!