The Stupid Test!
OK. Pay close attention.
Here is a very simple little test
comprised of four easy questions
to determine the level of your intellect.
Your replies must be spontaneous and immediate,
with no deliberating or wasting of time.
And no cheating!
On your mark, get set, go...
1: You are
competing in a race
and overtake the runner in second place.
In which position are you now?
Answer: If you
answered that you're now in first,
you're wrong!
You overtook the second
runner and took his place,
therefore you are now in
second place.
For the next question try not
to be so dim.
2: If you
overtake the last runner,
what position are you now in?
Answer: If you
answered second to last,
you are wrong once again.
Think about it...
How can you overtake the person who is last?
If you're behind them,
they can't be last.
You would have been last.
It would appear that thinking
is not one of your strong
points.
Anyway, here's another question to try.
Don't take any notes or use a
calculator, and remember,
your replies must be instantaneous.
3: Take
1000. Add 40. Add another 1000.
Add 30. 1000 again. Plus 20.
Plus 1000. And plus 10.
What is the total?
Answer: 5000?
Wrong again!
The correct answer is 4100.
Try again with a good
calculator.
Today is clearly not your day,
although you should manage
to get the last question right...
4: Marie's
father has five daughters:
1. Chacha
2. Cheche
3. Chichi
4. Chocho
5. ????
Question: What is the
fifth daughter's name?
Think quickly...you'll find the answer below..
Answer: Chuchu?
WRONG!
It's obviously Marie!
Read the question properly.
You are clearly the weakest
link.
Page 1 of 28 234 comments | Add a comment
I DONE IT!
00PZ. iM 2 SL0! i G0T 0F D3M WR0NG. LMA0
lol i had 2 write the first and second righ, and the last on i had no clue what one. lol
i got at of them rong
lol i rote it twice
B4 u go to sleep at night there is 1 person of the opposite gender thinking of u. They want to kiss u, They want to be with u they are always thinking about u b4 they go to sleep at night they are longing to be with u. This is all true not a fake if u repost this to in 5 mins the person that is longing to be with you will approach you in a month and ask u out or grab u and kiss u. But if you break this chain no1 will like u or ask u again for 5 whole years! I wouldnt break da chain if I were u! B4 u go to sleep at night there is 1 person of the opposite gender thinking of u. They want to kiss u, They want to be with u they are always thinking about u b4 they go to sleep at night they are longing to be with u. This is all true not a fake if u repost this to in 5 mins the person that is longing to be with you will approach you in a month and ask u out or grab u and kiss u. But if you break this chain no1 will like u or ask u again for 5 whole years! I wouldnt break da chain if I were u!
EZ
e z