The Madam opened the brothel door and saw a frail,
"Can I help you" the madam asked?
"I want Natalie," the old man replied.
"Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies,
perhaps someone else..."
"No," said the man,"I must see Natalie."
Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the old man
that she charges $1,000 per visit. Without blinking,
the man reached into his pocket and handed her ten $100
bills. The two went up to a room for an hour,
afterwhich the man calmly left.
The next night he appeared again demanding to see
Natalie. The madam explained that no one had ever come
back two nights in a row and that there were no
discounts. It was still $1,000 a visit. Again
the old man took out the money and the two went up to
When he showed up the third consecutive night, no one
could believe it. Again he handed Natalie the money and
up to the room they went. At the end of the hour
Natalie questioned the old man:
"No one has
services three nights in a row. Where are you from?"
The old man replied, "I'm from Philadelphia."
"Really?" replied Natalie "I have family who lives
"Yes, I know," said the old man. "Your father died, and
I'm your sister's attorney. She asked me to give you this $3,000.
MORAL --- Some things in life are certain: Death,
Taxes, and being Screwed by an Attorney.
Description: A joke about an old man who makes a trip to a brothel.