Screwed By Lawyers

The Madam opened the brothel door and saw a frail, elderly gentleman.
"Can I help you" the madam asked?
"I want Natalie," the old man replied.
"Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else..."
"No," said the man,"I must see Natalie."

Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the old man that she charges $1,000 per visit. Without blinking, the man reached into his pocket and handed her ten $100 bills. The two went up to a room for an hour, afterwhich the man calmly left.

The next night he appeared again demanding to see Natalie. The madam explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row and that there were no discounts. It was still $1,000 a visit. Again the old man took out the money and the two went up to the room.

When he showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe it. Again he handed Natalie the money and up to the room they went. At the end of the hour Natalie questioned the old man:

"No one has services three nights in a row. Where are you from?"
The old man replied, "I'm from Philadelphia."
"Really?" replied Natalie "I have family who lives there."
"Yes, I know," said the old man. "Your father died, and I'm your sister's attorney. She asked me to give you this $3,000.

MORAL --- Some things in life are certain: Death, Taxes, and being Screwed by an Attorney.

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July 07, 2009

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bettyboop_2599

hillarious

January 29, 2009

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tinkiebelle

This is just too true to believe. Especially any of us that used to work for attorneys or use them!!!!

June 25, 2008

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ellen1942

Funny!

March 11, 2008

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mimi-here

coooooooooool!!!!!!

May 03, 2008

KelseyLove

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February 12, 2008

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colachick12

PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES? WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

February 02, 2008

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mikewildman

I wish that was me and jessie

January 30, 2008

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