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The Madam opened the brothel door and saw a frail, elderly gentleman.
"Can I help you" the madam asked?
"I want Natalie," the old man replied.
"Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else..."
"No," said the man,"I must see Natalie."

Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the old man that she charges $1,000 per visit. Without blinking, the man reached into his pocket and handed her ten $100 bills. The two went up to a room for an hour, afterwhich the man calmly left.

The next night he appeared again demanding to see Natalie. The madam explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row and that there were no discounts. It was still $1,000 a visit. Again the old man took out the money and the two went up to the room.

When he showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe it. Again he handed Natalie the money and up to the room they went. At the end of the hour Natalie questioned the old man:

"No one has services three nights in a row. Where are you from?"
The old man replied, "I'm from Philadelphia."
"Really?" replied Natalie "I have family who lives there."
"Yes, I know," said the old man. "Your father died, and I'm your sister's attorney. She asked me to give you this $3,000.

MORAL --- Some things in life are certain: Death, Taxes, and being Screwed by an Attorney.


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April 07, 2010
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nice one.hahah

 
July 07, 2009
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hillarious

 
January 29, 2009
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This is just too true to believe. Especially any of us that used to work for attorneys or use them!!!!

 
June 25, 2008
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Funny!

 
March 11, 2008
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