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A Senior Wedding




 

Jacob, age 81, and Grace, age 80, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter. "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about Viagra?"

Pharmacist: "Of course."

Jacob: Medicine for memory problem, arthritis, jaundice?"

Pharmacist: Yes, a large variety - the works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for poisons, Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely!"

Jacob: You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob says to the pharmacist: "Excellent. We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry!"

 

 




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June 15, 2008
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PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES? WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS!!!!

 
April 10, 2008
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wow

 
March 29, 2008
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You have to read this!!! Say your crushes name 2 times and your best friends name 10 times. Paste this in 20 minutes in 12 different videos. then press f8 and your crushes name will pop up. If you do NOT do this or Fail you will die on the nearest Saturday. THIS IS SOOO SCARY! IT ACTUALLY WORKS

 
February 08, 2008
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wow :->

 
November 23, 2007
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wow

 
September 21, 2007
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lmbo! So funny!

 
September 01, 2007
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dog lover 66. i don't like you! i'm such a scaredy cat! now i'm gonn have bad dreams! good thing i didnt comprehend it! hhe

 
September 21, 2007
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Lol@your comment!

 
May 29, 2008
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dont worrie and dont get scared it ont work so nothin will happen to you

 
September 01, 2007
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wow. ok

 

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