A Senior Wedding

Jacob, age 81, and Grace, age 80, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter. "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about Viagra?"

Pharmacist: "Of course."

Jacob: Medicine for memory problem, arthritis, jaundice?"

Pharmacist: Yes, a large variety - the works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for poisons, Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely!"

Jacob: You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob says to the pharmacist: "Excellent. We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry!"