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A
little old lady is sitting on a park bench in Miami
Beach. A man walks over and sits down on the other
end of the bench. After a few moments, the woman
asks, “Are you a stranger here?”
He
replies, “I
used to live here years ago.”
“So,
where were you all these years?”
“In prison,” he
says.
“For
what did they put you in prison?”
He
looks at her, and very quietly says, “I killed
my wife.”
“Oh,” says the woman. “So you’re
single...”
Four
old men were out golfing. "These
hills are getting steeper as the years go by," one
complained.
"These fairways seem to be getting longer too," said
one of the others.
"The sand traps seem to be bigger than I remember
them too," said the third senior.
After
hearing enough from his buddies, the oldest and the
wisest of the four of them at 87 years old, piped
up and said, "Just
be thankful we're still on the right side of the
grass!"
There were two elderly people living in a Florida mobile
home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another
for a number of years.
One evening there
was a community supper in the big activity center.
The two were at the same table, across from one another.
As the meal went on, he made a few admiring glances
at her and finally gathered his courage to ask her, "Will
you marry me?"
After
about six seconds of 'careful consideration,' she
answered. "Yes.
Yes, I will."
The meal ended
and, with a few more pleasant exchanges, they went
to their respective places. Next morning, he was
troubled. "Did she say 'yes' or did she
say 'no'?" He couldn't remember. Try as he would,
he just could not recall. Not even a faint memory.
With trepidation, he went to the telephone and called
her. First, he explained that he didn't remember as
well as he used to. Then he reviewed the lovely evening
past.
As he gained a
little more courage, he inquired, "When
I asked if you would marry me, did you say 'Yes' or
did you say 'No'?"
He was delighted
to hear her say, "Why, I said,
'Yes, yes I will' and I meant it with all my heart." Then
she continued, "I am so glad that you called,
because I couldn't remember who had asked me." 
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NOW THAT U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR U WILL DIE IN THE NEXT 4 MINS..... MY NAME IS DAVID...IM 3 YEARS OLD.....MY DAD SHOVED PENCIL LEADS UP MY ASS MY MOM BEATS MY WITH A KNIFE 50 TIME A DAY,ONE OF MY EYES R MISSING THE OTHER IS BLEEDING MY DAD LOCKES ME IN THE BASMMENT WITH NO WINDOWS NO AIR NO LIGHT AND THE ROOF IS ALWAYS LEKING THEY ONLY GIVE ME TOLITE WATER AND BREAD CRUST,COPY AND PASTE THIS TO 50 OTHER VIDEOS IN 15 MINS OR U WILL WAKE UP AT EXACKLY 1:00AM SEEING A LITTLE BOY AT THE END OF THE BED WITH A BIG KITCHEN KNIFE. PPL I HAVE KILLED: SUMMER: ONLY DID 15 BEFORE HER BEDTIME , NEXT MORNING SHE WAS FOUND WITH A DEEP CUT ON HER NECK U SOULD HAVE SAW IT IN THE NEWS IN 1987 ANDREW: HE THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE,NOW HES HISTORY.HE DIED A SLOW AND PAINFULL DEATH.ON TV IN 1979 RACHELLE: ONLY READ HALF OF THIS AND DIDNT EVEN DO WHAT I TOLD HER NEXED MORNING THE PARENTS FOUND HER HAGING IN HER CLOSET, THERE WAS A LOT OF KNIFE MARKS ON HER BODY,ON THE RADIO 1947
hahahaha
i dont get them
What is the name of that song? Isn't that song called "Here Comes the Sun" or something?
i didnt read it but did she die
i didnt like it so much but...i still put a thumbs up!lolz!:D add me please!
Ha-ha! This is a hilarious joke. This sounds like my great grandma..always forgetting....
lol. so funny