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A nine-year-old boy
asks his mother, "Is
God male or female?"
After
thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, God is both
male and female."
This confuses
the boy, so he asks, "Is
God black or white?"
"Well," she says, "God
is both black and white."
This really confuses
the boy, so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"
Feeling
a bit out of her depth, but wanting to be consistent,
the mother answers, "Honey, God is both gay
and straight."
At
this the boy's face lights up with understanding
and he triumphantly asks...
"Is
Michael Jackson God?"

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Just be nice to God. The Lord is my best friend. I'm a Christian, so I turn my head against any kind of nonsense like this.
Although I'd bet Michaeal Jackson is gay...
offensive
Hey, God isn't gay!
LOL.....
Not gay, anyway, and this joke is both silly and offenisve.
FUNNY BUT DONT PUT ALLAH INTO THIS!
wat the
bull shit michael's your cousin!!!!!