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What Color is God?




 

A nine-year-old boy asks his mother, "Is God male or female?"

After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, God is both male and female."

This confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"

"Well," she says, "God is both black and white."

This really confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"

Feeling a bit out of her depth, but wanting to be consistent, the mother answers, "Honey, God is both gay and straight."

At this the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks...

"Is Michael Jackson God?"

 

 




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January 29, 2011
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NOW THAT U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR U WILL DIE IN THE NEXT 4 MINS..... MY NAME IS DAVID...IM 3 YEARS OLD.....MY DAD SHOVED PENCIL LEADS UP MY ASS MY MOM BEATS MY WITH A KNIFE 50 TIME A DAY,ONE OF MY EYES R MISSING THE OTHER IS BLEEDING MY DAD LOCKES ME IN THE BASMMENT WITH NO WINDOWS NO AIR NO LIGHT AND THE ROOF IS ALWAYS LEKING THEY ONLY GIVE ME TOLITE WATER AND BREAD CRUST,COPY AND PASTE THIS TO 50 OTHER VIDEOS IN 15 MINS OR U WILL WAKE UP AT EXACKLY 1:00AM SEEING A LITTLE BOY AT THE END OF THE BED WITH A BIG KITCHEN KNIFE. PPL I HAVE KILLED: SUMMER: ONLY DID 15 BEFORE HER BEDTIME , NEXT MORNING SHE WAS FOUND WITH A DEEP CUT ON HER NECK U SOULD HAVE SAW IT IN THE NEWS IN 1987 ANDREW: HE THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE,NOW HES HISTORY.HE DIED A SLOW AND PAINFULL DEATH.ON TV IN 1979 RACHELLE: ONLY READ HALF OF THIS AND DIDNT EVEN DO WHAT I TOLD HER NEXED MORNING THE PARENTS FOUND HER HAGING IN HER CLOSET, THERE WAS A LOT OF KNIFE MARKS ON HER BODY,ON THE RADIO 1947

 
June 10, 2010
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i love the music cuz it's beat it and i love the song beat it sooo ,much:D

 
May 01, 2010
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cool but i like his music he is a rapist

 
August 19, 2009
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the music is beat it! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 
July 31, 2009
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OMG WTF MAKING FUN OF HIM oh and i love the music

 
July 30, 2009
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TRUE.........

 
July 13, 2009
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mcihael jackson is not a child abuser stop making fun of him he is not gay i wish people would try to understand him more i mean have you seen his child hood i mean he had skin disease called vitiligo which means it changes the pigmentation of your skin and gives you blotches of different skin colour its not fair everyone is always putting the bullying on michael i mean what has he ever done to you it makes me sad to see sickos like you lot making fun of him all the time if you saw him in real life you would be like omg omg omg its michael jackson i cant believe it you know thats what you would say so do not disrespect other people you know nothing about yeh maybe he has changed but in a good way atleast he is caring unlike you fools your making fun of your self he has donated money to lots of sick people and has healed the world dont you see all he wants is to be a normal person like all the other people I'M WITH YOU ALL THE WAY,DONOTMAKEFUNOFMJ!-AND STOP PUTTING ME DOWN,KURT!

 
August 19, 2009
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ur wrong id just say "hi michael"....thats if he was alive T_T

 
April 05, 2010
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thank you sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooo much you are awesome

 
June 28, 2009
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I Hate Chain Letters!!!!!!! If you hate chain letters too pass this on to 10 videos or more and spread the word when flowgo sees enough complaints they'll make it stop. Note: This Not A chain letter if you do not spread it nothing will happen. __________________________________________________
I think this video is rude! immature! and the person who wrote it will get whats coming to them in the long run, Now MJ is R.I.P he don't have to endure the hatefulness of this world any more, You soulless person. B

 

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