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Pootin' Tootin' Luau Louie the smelly Ukulele-playing baby reworks the timeless Don Ho’s classic song “Tiny Bubbles." "Tiny bubbles, in the tub, you can smell them, when they rise up. Tiny bubbles, made an oops! Thought I farted, but I saw a floater, I went poop!" Brown torpedoes, away!
Baby is poddy training and not too happy about it and his farting proves it. He wants a magazine and a fuzzy mat for his feet, even a TV to pass the time. Then the poor kid runs out of toilet paper. After all, it's his potty and he'll cry if he wants to--you would cry too if they did this to you.
This adorable baby parody is all about breast feeding!
Domingo, Carreras, and Pavarotti have nothing on the Three Tenor Tots. Jose Diaperas, Lucianno Poopalotti, and Placido Bambino have all come to the sandbox, but unfortunately, a travesty has occurred and all three opera babies must sing about it. Poopalotti has pooped his pants and sadly, his mother has forgotten to bring extra diapers. Diaperas and Bambino hate the rancid smell of his poo. "Oh why did his mommy bring him to the sandbox with his smell so rotten?"
Forget NASCAR, this is FASTCAR, baby. Jeff Gordon and Dale Earnhardt have nothing on this pint sized soapbox derby racer. Of course, if this kid is in second place and he has a need for speed, he just farts and it gives his go-cart that extra turbo boost of power.
What do babies say when they’re cooing and gurgling to each other? According to the Baby Translator, you might be surprised to hear lots of bawdy baby talk. Nasty newborns apparently love words like boobs, poopie and ass.
Sung to Christina Aguilera's "Dirty," Baby Christina is "feeling so dirty, it's about time to wipe my bootie." She's gone poopoo in her diaper so she sings, "Come Mommy dear, please wipe my rear." Baby Xtina feels the goo and it's coming through.
These tootin' bathtub baby cousins sing a smelly duet about the bubbles they make with their farts. This will teach mommy not to feed them beans. One warns the other not to push too hard or he might go number two. Who needs Mr. Bubble when you can pass gas while taking a bath?
"Don't Pee on Me!" is a callback to the silent movie era, and all of the dialogue is written instead of spoken aloud. Our young hero realizes he's made a stinky diaper, and his mother lays him down to change it. As soon as she takes off his pamper, the little baby boy pees into the air, shooting mom right in the face.
Mama don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys!
Baby rose buds to brighten your day!
Burps so good, come on Mommy, make me burp so good. John Mellencamp has nothing on Baby as he leans over the shoulder of mom and passes gas and belches like only mommie’s little monster can. Let’s hope this gassy, fart-filled baby just burps and doesn’t barf all over that new sweater.
Momma Mia! It's time for baby to be potty trained and he's not ready. Sung to Abba's "Mamma Mia" this toddler is wishing he can stay in his diaper. "Mamma Mia, here I go again, my my, I could not resist it. Mama Mia, on the floor again, my my, I could not desist it." The infant is trying though, "Next time I get the urges, I'll tell you before it surges."
Baby Christina wants a warm bottle! Hers fell out of her crib and onto the floor. My stomach's saying let's go, but my bottle's on the flo', cries the litte girl. Sung to Christina Aguilera's "Genie in a Bottle," the infant lets you know that if she doesn't get her way, she's going to scream and fight all night.
Remember that creepy dancing baby on Ally McBeal? The one that looked a little too real to be cute? Well here’s the all new version. This little cartoon is totally cool and he loves to shake his diapered butt to Salt-n-Pepa’s “Push It.” This newborn knows how to kick out the jams.
This pint sized Pavarotti is singing about his poopy diaper, and he wants to be changed now, Mother. "It isn't fun to sit in your own pile of shit" sings Opera Baby to the tune of Rigoletto's "La Donna e Mobile." "Mommy come wipe me, come wipe my ass!"
You know you’re the world’s greatest homemaker and you’re still a cute little heartbreaker--ooo, foxy mommy. Jimi Hendrix couldn’t have sung a tribute to his "Foxy Lady" mom as sweet as this hard-rocking baby does. Every day should be Mother’s Day.
In a baby parody of Beyonce's "Naughty Girl", this baby is feeling quite sneaky and wants to get into Mommy's purse!
Nancy Sinatra's boots were made for walkin', but this little baby's buns were made for wipin'. She made a mess in her diaper, so mommy, don't leave her in her poo! "Are you ready, Mom? Start Wipin'!"
A cute animated baby sings Hank William's "Hey Good Lookin'"